{"product_id":"please-be-patient-stupid-driver-slap-sticker","title":"Please Be Patient Stupid Driver Slap Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease be patient. Stupid driver.\u003c\/strong\u003e It looks just like the student driver sign everyone recognizes, until they read the second line. Slap it on your own bumper as a confession, or on a friend's car and see how long it takes them to notice. Bright red and yellow, readable from way back in traffic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.25 x 2.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted slap sticker: yellow and red with bold black lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof vinyl with laminate, built for sun, rain and car washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticks to any smooth, clean surface: bumpers, windows, toolboxes, laptops, helmets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Utah and tested on real cars before it hit the shop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstall in 60 seconds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpray the spot with Graffix Plug Prep Spray and wipe it dry. Peel off the backing, place the sticker, and smooth it from the center out to push out any air bubbles. For a bubble-free finish, grab our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/install-squeegee\"\u003einstall squeegee\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBacked by our 100% guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e on material and craftsmanship defects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Graffix Plug","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56501864759668,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7757\/4772\/files\/please-be-patient-stupid-driver-slap-sticker.png?v=1792523825","url":"https:\/\/www.graffixplug.com\/products\/please-be-patient-stupid-driver-slap-sticker","provider":"Graffix Plug","version":"1.0","type":"link"}